PIG of the week
Bakri dons another impenetrable disguise
Omar Bakri's best mate, creepy Ken
Livingstone caught on Camera.
A furtive, dirty Mac Iguana Ken Livingstone, hungrily
clutching the latest video release, "caught" as he leaves
the Blue Lizard Video Shop in Soho London.
We have viewed several of these vile videos in
the name of research - We are shocked at the depths these little
green bastards will sink - The people who make this filth, and
the perverts who watch it should face the full force of the law.
Unfortunately, due to a legal loophole, the law is powerless to
act. email your protest to:- email@example.com
We confronted creepy Ken Livingstone on his sick behavior.
He smugly droned, " I need the videos to improve my skills
as a vivi.. err! I mean animal technician" He added, that
when he leaves Politics and returns to the real world. He intends
to build on his past experience as an animal technician. Ken aims
to specialize in the Sexual dysfunctionality of the post porn
gay Iguana. (Ed. A generous Lottery good
causes grant has already been allocated to fund this project)
Animal technician = Vivisectionist Ken worked for
8 years at the Chester Beatty Cancer Research, Institute, London
- Monkeys, dogs, rabbit's, rats and mice. (What no kittens .Ed)
To be honest, I was taken aback when I discovered this, while
reading Kens Bio. I took Animal technician to mean Vets assistant,
or maybe something to do with Pet shops. How naïve of me.
Ken was the man that put the catheters into the monkeys eyes.
Forced the cigarettes into the Beagles mouth. Exposed the live
monkeys brain. Maybe doing this for a few months could be justified,
especially if you are thick Trotskyite - but 8 years No! No! something
is not right here.. The Iguana thing, was supposed to be a joke
relating to Kens fascination with newts. Now we feel a chill running
down our spines. The whimpering of those pups, the poor little
chimps, crying in the night for their mums, and all the while
Ken worked happily away for 8 years. Kens callous wholesale slaughter
of the little pigeons now falls into perspective.. He f**ing well
enjoys it - We are now scared..
.(Ed. Calm down, Trafalgar square is a much nicer place without
the pigeons. That is apart from the traffic lights that are on
green, for only seven seconds)
Bus R US
& transport for London
contrevention codes Record
About this Website
This website came into existence on 05 February 2004 - 5pm GMT
Your editor spent most of this night, venting his spleen, in a
spontaneous, and manic outpouring, that went on till the early
This websites purpose
To fight back against extortion.
To keep the car driver informed about the law, and latest legal
To publish your grievance and experiences.
To unmask the faceless beurocrats, behind this out of control
To start a campaign of civil disobedience. To publish every trick
obstructing the tow truck,
Deactivation of meters &
Destruction of speed cameras
Lastly, to try & restore a balance of sanity and fairness
in the way the motorists is treated by the state, the police,
and local authorities.
A conduit for all the anger that has been rising up in me of late.
For what I see as the betrayal of the great silent majority in
this country & great city of ours, dare I say it in the political
correct mad house that "England" has become.
Hello Extortion For London, I'm writing
to express my view that the £100 fine for driving in a bus lane
in london is extortionate and unfairly administered. A couple
of weeks ago I went into a bus lane to turn left. I hadn't
realised it was a bus lane until I was in it, I thought it was
the lane for turning left. I've only had my licensce for a
couple of months and It was my first time driving in London. There
were no buses anywhere, it was a Sunday, and I was in the lane
for about 10 seconds. When I came back from holiday a week later
I was shocked to discover that my brief mistake was to be punished
by a £100 fine. I don't think I caused £100 worth of disruption
to London transport. I realise that I made a mistake and having
passed my test I should be able to recognise a bus lane and stay
out of it. I also agree that people shouldn't park in bus
lanes or deliberately ignore them to overtake moving traffic.
However the fine in this case is extortionate. It feels like some
sort of economic retribution except I haven't caused any harm
to anyone whatsoever. I don't believe I deserve to be punished
so spitefully. I earn £203 per week after tax for my full time
job and £100 is half the value of my car. Not only is the fine
extortionate but the administration is unfair. I elected to pay
my fine over the phone and naturally I wanted to know what the
excemptions were before paying up. I was dismayed to find out
that it was an automated service. How was I going to ask my questions?
I spoke to an operator (Sema) and asked her what the exeptions
were as I couldn't belive that the rights of appeal listed
in the letter I recieved were the only grounds of appeal. She
couldn't tell me. She kept me on hold then said that only
exceptional circumstances such as making way for an emergency
vehical were valid exemptions. Having looked at your website I
informed her that picking up and setting down passengers was excempt.
She put me on hold and then told me that was not the case. I asked
her if there was somewhere I could get a list of exceptions. She
gave me a web address that did not work and then the email adress
TSO customer services. I asked her if she got many complaints
about the Bus Lane fines. She said yes and laughed nervously.
This poor administraion means that people must be paying fines
when they shouldn't. What if you swerved to avoid a motorbike
and put a wheel in the bus lane? You'd recieve the letter
with the fine. The letter suggests that this a strict liability
crime and you have no defence unless it wasn't your car or
it was stolen. So you might pay the fine without realising that
your situation is excempt. The fact that you have to pay within
14 days to reduce the fine means that people are forced to pay
quickly before they've had time to find out that they may
not have to pay the fine at all. I want to know where the money
from all these fines actually goes. Imogen Bayfield Tunbridge
grubby scam 090 premium numbers
Battle of Trafalgar
SAVE £3000 per year...
Now if you where a failed asylum seeker, as in the case outlined
below. You could save a minimum of £3000 a year, just buy
an car at an auction for £250. Buy one with some tax, as
you are less likely get stopped by the Police. I have seen cars
regularly at Surrey quays auction for that kind of cash. Drive
it for 6/12 months, yes! yes!, the bus lane "zoom",
speed cameras, Ha! Ha! parking fees "Never" (though
beware of the clamp, and carry an angle grinder). Don't mind if
you get disqualified a couple of times, because you don't have
a license to loose, and you have a back up fake passport, so don't
pay the fine, just change ID's. When the car is falling apart,
speed down the road and run a child over, leave them in the road
to die, and get 3 months in prison, private room, TV. Out in 6
weeks, if you behave.(True story).
Is it just me, or are we all going f**ing crazy ? -
Your say - email the: firstname.lastname@example.org
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Letter from America
I inadvertently got 3 Congestion Fines while visiting London from
the US in January. The car hire company, Hertz, generously added
a 30 pound "admin fee" + Vat, and deducted the entire
amount off my credit card - almost 500 US dollars - without telling
me! Many people I talk to here in the US are becoming aware of
London's new business un-friendly attitude, and are choosing to
stay away, or do business elsewhere. This kind of approach does
not sit well with visitors who are trying to bring business and
revenue to London! And it won't help the 2012 Olympic campaign
either Can someone tell me how I can appeal these fines? Many
We are waiting for the extortion camera to go
up on the Surrey Quays one way system. The main junction heading
south is nigh on impossible to cross at busy times without stopping
inthe dreaded yellow box. This permanent traffic jam is artificialy
created by the ridiculously wide bus lane that leaves just one
lane for cars as three busy lanes merge into one. Surprise surprise,
a permanent traffic jam and a clogged box junction. Beware all
drivers that use this junction, an extortion camera will arive
any day now.
Transport for london
Coming soon the Ken Livingstone interview - "fingers
crossed and off the record" on his new political party MUSKIP
Our roving reporter Andy Quilpole will be interviewing Ken at
a secrete London venue this week
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Warning - Bus lane cameras are Dramatically increasing over the
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Ken Livingstone Dalek Proof
Sanity in a sea of madness
Nasty Ken Livingstone has been drawn into a row over his congestion-causing
road policies after Barnet council started ripping up speed humps
and doing away with bus lanes. Traffic now moves smoothly through
Barnet, where before it was gridlock..
Barnet's initiative to tackle congestion by speeding
up traffic and getting rid of restrictions is being closely watched
by other authorities. Enfield and Kensinton have started getting
rid of the congestion causing Bus Lanes.
But the Loony London Mayor has described the moves
as "ill thought out, reckless and dangerous".
Spiteful Autocratic Ken
has instructed his gnomes at Transport for London (TfL) to find
ways of blocking the £8million the body gives the north
London council every year.(Barnet)
The Independent (London, England); 12/28/2002;
Waugh, Paul -
London is choked with wheeled traffic, its residents upset at
a network of turnpikes and the high fees charged for using them.
People look to their Mayor for a solution, but find only "a
vain, prating, bragging bufflehead... a coxcomb".
Is Ken a Dalek? - yes, we have the proof. Soon
Is new county hall, a Gold fish bowl? yes, we have the proof.
Are car drivers stupid? yes, we have the proof
Is the law an ass - bloody right, we don't need proof, just watch
the insanity on the news, and read it in the papers.
Are the majority of judges clinically insane? yes, we have the
Kiley's wife penalised
12 February 2004
The wife of London's transport commissioner Bob Kiley has fallen
victim to the congestion charge, it emerged today.
Rhona Kiley experienced serious problems when
she tried to settle a penalty fine for failing to pay the £5
She had to make about seven calls to the call
centre run by Capita, the firm that administers the scheme for
Transport for London, headed by Mr. Kiley.
Mrs Kiley, who works for business lobby group
London First, said the automated phone system did not accept payment.
She finally paid the £40 penalty - reduced from £80
for early settlement - by getting through to a call centre operator.
Her difficulties were revealed to councilors by
Mr. Kiley at a meeting to discuss the charge.
There are thousands of stories just like the one
above. There are many a lot, lot worse. Justice & fairness
is truly dead.
editors note on Freds corner. Freds views, and campaigns are his
own. We have no input or control over the content of his webpages.
I would like to hear from any disgruntled car drivers, (anonymous)who
have access to numbers, names and address's of the parking managers
of the London Boroughs. I will publish their names & address
and start a campaign against these leading Extortion operatives.
Email Fred@exfl.com More
You may thing this direct action is extreme -
maybe it is. But to any car owner that has experience of the bailiffs
at the front door demanding £500 for a £40 PCN - had
a car towed away to be sold at auction for a fraction of its value.
This action is simply self defense - A quote from a lady who suffered
a clamping, for what was an emergency for her sick child - After
paying a £140 release fee " I feel like I have been
Coming soon the Ken
Livingstone interview - "fingers crossed
and off the record" on his new political party
Our roving reporter Andy Quilpole will be interviewing Ken at
a secrete London venue this week