Caught on Camera
A furtive, dirty Mac Iguana Ken Livingstone, hungrily
clutching the latest video release, "caught" as he leaves
the Blue Lizard Video Shop in Soho London.
We have viewed several of these vile videos in
the name of research - We are shocked at the depths these little
green bastards will sink - The people who make this filth, and
the perverts who watch it should face the full force of the law.
Unfortunately, due to a legal loophole, the law is powerless to
act. email your protest to:- email@example.com
We confronted creepy Ken Livingstone on his sick behavior.
He smugly droned, " I need the videos to improve my skills
as a vivi.. err! I mean animal technician" He added, that
when he leaves Politics and returns to the real world. He intends
to build on his past experience as an animal technician. Ken aims
to specialize in the Sexual dysfunctionality of the post porn
gay Iguana. (Ed. A generous Lottery good
causes grant has already been allocated to fund this project) More
Animal technician = Vivisectionist Ken worked for
8 years at the Chester Beatty Cancer Research, Institute, London
- Monkeys, dogs, rabbit's, rats and mice. (What no kittens .Ed)
To be honest, I was taken aback when I discovered this, while
reading Kens Bio. I took Animal technician to mean Vets assistant,
or maybe something to do with Pet shops. How naïve of me.
Ken was the man that put the catheters into the monkeys eyes.
Forced the cigarettes into the Beagles mouth. Exposed the live
monkeys brain. Maybe doing this for a few months could be justified,
especially if you are thick Trotskyite - but 8 years No! No! something
is not right here.. The Iguana thing, was supposed to be a joke
relating to Kens fascination with newts. Now we feel a chill running
down our spines. The whimpering of those pups, the poor little
chimps, crying in the night for their mums, and all the while
Ken worked happily away for 8 years. Kens callous wholesale slaughter
of the little pigeons now falls into perspective.. He f**ing well
enjoys it - We are now scared..
.(Ed. Calm down, Trafalgar square is a much nicer place without
the pigeons. That is apart from the traffic lights that are on
green, for only seven seconds)
............................................ About this Website
This website came into existence on 05 February 2004 - 5pm GMT
Your editor spent most of this night, venting his spleen, in a
spontaneous, and manic outpouring, that went on till the early
This websites purpose To fight back against extortion.
To keep the car driver informed about the law, and latest legal
To publish your grievance and experiences.
To unmask the faceless beurocrats, behind this out of control
To start a campaign of civil disobedience. To publish every trick
obstructing the tow truck,
Deactivation of meters &
Destruction of speed cameras
Lastly, to try & restore a balance of sanity and fairness
in the way the motorists is treated by the state, the police,
and local authorities.
A conduit for all the anger that has been rising up in me of late.
For what I see as the betrayal of the great silent majority in
this country & great city of ours, dare I say it in the political
correct mad house that "England" has become.
The Latest parking news is
not good congestion charge up to £8 in July, I have a feeling
this will backfire on TfL and they will end up with an empty London
and no reduced revenue - on occasion I can just about stomach
the £5 (I can't ed)- no way am I paying £8..
- Parking fines in the UK (outside London) have doubled
to 2.1 Million per year - surprisingly that's still less than
half the number issued in London last year alone - the extortion
machine continues unabated. Victory for
As predicted Ken and his anti car policies have polarized London
into two camps, the 800,000 that voted forKen Livingstone & the 1.2 Million that voted against
him. In an election that less that 40% voted. So Ken
Livingstone is back in power - elected by less than 20%
of Londoners - that's democracy folks!..
Ken Livingstone will continue with his blinkered one dimensional
policies until London is in ruins.Apathy wins!
....................................... "Get on yer Bike" The
editor of this website has taken to two wheels, the pedal type,
and joined the new elite- He says "what
a joy to travel in the empty bus lanes, I smugly observe the tragic
entities, calmly waiting in long lines of traffic, their obsolete
tin boxes daring to pollute the vary air I breath. I wave an angry
fist, but they gaze, unseeing, zombie like, spirits broken"
Ed - joking apart - on a sunny day,
it aint that bad - I don't stop at red lights, I can ride on the
pavement, it cost virtually nowt - Just hope I don't become as
aggressive, as the tossers on push bikes that are Occasionally
seen in London's Empty Bus lanes. I am also surprised that the
majority of car drivers give me a plenty of room, only occasionally
do I don the cloak of invisibility, then I am dangerously cut
up, I just smile, surprisingly the driver usually smiles back,
and mouths sorry. Now there's a thought!
A warning to all drivers As you become more careful and
cowed - The PCN extortion machine becomes ever more desperate
to get its hands on your cash - No matter how careful you are,
how law abiding - you will get a PCN at some point this
year - Fight! Appeal! Speed
camera blown up "there is hope"
The last of five speed cameras on the A37 from Bath to wells in
Somerset was blown up using dynamite. The others where attacked
with an angle grinder or set alight. The blast, which happened
on Sunday near Emborough village, is an escalation of action against
Avon and Somerset and Gloucestershire, safety camera Partnership.
Twelve of its 50 £40,000 Gatso cameras have been destroyed
since may 2003.. ...............................
"None" Ken Livingstone
DOB 17/06/1945 - Is leading the extortion machine against the
car owner - never passed his driving test -never driven a car,
maybe never wanted to. Though I expect he tried at some point
and found he was hopeless. What kind of teens did Ken have. Mostly
attending meetings of the SWP, communist party Trotskyite Marxist
- -distributing leaflets, extolling the USSR and the dream of
a socialist Utopia in Britain. Well no!,
he does use the resources of these groups, the rather thick, idealists
to do his running, they are Kens foot soldiers. Fools! More
<<<<Oh! and the Animals
As a Londoner - I feel very embarrassed and worried that our elected
Mayor is such a opportunist, little tosser. The long term fallout
the City will suffer is yet to be revealed. But I am sure that
the fools that voted for him, and the fools that will vote for
him at the next election will quickly forget that the ever did.
The dull leading the dull. .......How others see Ken
"The success Ken has had in hoodwinking many good, sound,
people into thinking he is some sort of reasonable human being
"Mayor Livingstone's opinions about the United States
are a matter of complete indifference to the American embassy,
the American government and the American people."
"He's a dodgy politician, an opportunist.
He's got his own agenda." [Bernie Grant, former ally of Livingstone]
"It was because he was left outside that
he established an alternative agenda. There was nowhere else for
him to go". [Margaret Hodge, Labour minister]
"You know he would exploit it and it would
end in grief and there was no point in doing it". [Neil Kinnock
on why he did not give Livingstone a job]
"I don't see why London has to suffer because he hasn't fulfilled
his ambition to be party leader." [Brian Sedgemore, Labour
"A few people, a few left-wingers, some of
them Trotskyite - not Ken, he never had the ideological commitment
to be a Trotskyite - they met together, they decided a common
line. They then got into larger groups and decided a common line.
They then got into the Greater London Labour party and by having
a common line they often outvoted the trade unions and more moderate
But Mr. Kinnock exempts Mr. Livingstone from the
charge of being a Trotskyist. "He's a Kennist. He really
is. 'Red Ken' was always a bit of a joke. I don't think he's even
It must be obvious to all car
owners by now that your basic freedom and human rights are being
violated daily by TfL and the army of petty burocrats working
in the Parking offices across London. At what point is this madness
going to stop ? - A. When every motorist fights
back, appeal, write letters, protest - smash the meters and ticket
machines, tear down signs - smash the spy cameras - would this
action be extreme ?- yes it would - I have come to the sad conclusion
that this kind of direct action is the only way to stop this car
hating madness - democracy is dead in this City - Car hating Ken
Livingstone was elected by only 20% of eligible voters (nealy
all bus users)- yet he runs London like a third world Dictator.
I am bloody ANGRY are you ? Your
comment welcome online or email: firstname.lastname@example.org
Beware BOX junction cameras - as predicted
the extortion machine has moved to new pastures green - the
Box junction - The editor of exfl.com has just received the
first PCN "box junction Camera" for turning right into
commercial road from direction of Limehouse link tunnel - it does
say in the highway code. "You MUST
NOT enter the box until your exit road or lane is clear. However,
you may enter the box and wait when you want to turn right, and
are only stopped from doing so by oncoming traffic, or by other
vehicles waiting to turn right. " eeemmm!
I am going to appeal - (STOP PRESS
- it worked, the PCN fine has been cancelled)The
editor exfl.com - Are you sick of this extortion yet? I am...>Your
live online box junction rip off comment welcome click here<---->read
other PCN victims comments< Ever increasing extortion
"Massive rise in PCN fines"5.9
million of you car drivers paid PCN fines in London last year.
Isnt it about time we took direct action agains this vile extortion
?.. email@example.com Transport
for London - Atomic Clock - TFL says "if
you enter the Congestion charge -zone at 18.29.59 you will be
charged" - A record 5.3 million parking fines were
issued in London last year More>Record
"Sick Joke" The latest hypocrisy from
Transport for London ->"Reducing
traffic jams and unclogging London's roads. Free-flowing traffic
is essential to keeping London moving. But it can take just one
inconsiderate driver ignoring road signs to cause jams and clog
up the system." Is this a sick joke - TFL
now control all road signs and box junction in London, they can
and will issue many thousands or probably millions of unfair £100
PCN's on just the wardens word Ha! Ha!- Most of the congestion
in London is caused by TFL - Hundreds of miles of empty bus
lanes, traffic lights that are green for 6 seconds, bizarre new
road layouts, an obsession with 60 foot long dinosaur pyrotechnic
buses, and non existant inner city parking. This latest measure
is for one purpose "Extortion" ever more desperate meathods
to get there hands on you canny drivers cash.... Good or Bad news parking (PCN) news- Westminister
council are closing their parking office, because of poor performance
by wardens & staff in dealing with the car owners complaints
and the rising tide of PCN anger. The bad news is the same staff
will be enforcing the PCN's - they are all moving to Vertex, the
company that will enforce Westminsters extortion machine. So don't
expect anything to change, in fact things will probably get worst
as Westminster will just pass the buck to Vertex when things go
wrong. Your say >your
online comment The edditor of exfl.com caught out
"again" this time the silly sod parked his car in Hoxton
quare on friday night - a few pints later, it was decided to leave
the car and pick it up early next morning - not early enough though!
- Hackney borough are wise to the hard working friday drinkers
tricks - the £4.00 per hour parking starts at 7 am Saturday,
with the usual hard working African warden camping out, patiantly
waiting for the clock to strike seven - one reason only "Extortion"
another £50 goes to this greedy spendthift shower of petty
thief's.gggrr! Latest News
Car hating Ken
Livinstone, takes control over Londons 360 mile red route
- Great news, as this will mean more PCN's for all - More great
news £100 Box junction fines start in June - . The AA says
- "it will take a driver of great skill to avoid stopping
in a box junction" in fact, it is virtually impossible.
It will be the wardens word against the drivers.
Your say >your live online
comment >or Read guest log comments
Congestion charge Zone to be extended to Kensington - funny that.
The residents don't want it, the businesses owners don't want
it - no one wants it - but then very few people in Kensington
voted for Ken Livingstone - so they only have themselves to plame
"He doesn't need you, your not Kens Poor"....your
live online Ken Livinstone comment
Bob Crow tube strike "again"
- is this overpaid and over weight closet communist and his tube
system a good reason for us to give up our cars. Use the tube!
we say f**** off. At the best of times the tube is just tolerable,
maybe late evening and off peak, but if you need to travel in
the rush hour or on a strike day, or a day (most)when the usual
delay problems pop up, or a day when the outside temperature goes
above 25c then misery rules. Watching smug Bob Crow on TV is like
watching a bizarre throw back to the bad old days when the Unions
where slowly strangling the economy of the UK. Its time that action
was taken to stop this madness. Do what ?
Sack them all and start from scratch, its the only way. We don't
need £40,000 per year, 4 day a week train drivers, who even
on this wage, are still not satisfied with one of the cushiest
jobs on earth. This madness must stop now.
Personal transport is the only way forward in a modern high tech
society, not some burnt out technology invented in the 19th century,
and still run by bolshie has-been agitators from the dark ages.
Get rid of bus lanes, get rid of traffic calming,
remove 90% of the traffic lights in London, get rid of parking
restrictions, and all the other congestion causing money making
tricks that TFL and local councils use to slow the progress of
personal transport. It might be chaos, but it would be chaos we
caused ourselves, and would regulate itself. I have been driving
in London for 30 years and its never been slower and more hassle.
Funny thing!, traffic volumes in London are more than 20% lower
now than they where 20 years ago, when driving in to London was
a pleasure, so why is traffic congestion worse now, with less
cars moving in and out of the city ?. come on Einstein work it
E = Extortion
M = Money
C = Congestion
The 2 is us, the tax paying, PCN
paying car driver, 2 stupid or apathetic to do anything about
it. I feel things are about to change click here to >Have your
say< we will give you you very own uncensored web page... Sick Bailiffs
A sickening aspect of PCN's
is the bailiffs warrent. One London business received 3 PCN's
from a temporary driver - who disappears without trace. The £120
fines, like magic turned into a £1300 bailiffs warrant.
The shop owner pays, as the alternative is to have stock removed
from the shop, and sold at auction for a fraction of its value.
There is something very rotten about this booming industry of
legal extortion. Do you want a few tips on how to defeat the bailiffs.>
tempting question is whether wheel-clamping or using a bailiff
could be a criminal offense under the Administration of Justice
Act 1970, which makes criminal the collection of civil debts by
causing distress and public humiliation.
If being towed or clamped isn't both of the above, then what is.
As for Bailiffs knocking on the door and taking away the TV -
So Bailiffs, clampers & towers could have been breaking the
law for years. More
latest wisdom "Congestion
charging is not a tax, we could have found a much easier way of
raising £68 million"
NEXT "I hate cars. If I ever get any powers again,
I'd ban the lot," NEXT "I actually think that
Bush is the greatest threat to life on this planet that we've
most probably ever seen. The policies he is initiating will doom
us to extinction." NEXT"poorer people don't have
cars" NEXT"I love meetings and plottings. I didn't
get where I am today without plotting."lastly,
said by Iguana Ken last month. "We need more immigrants
in London to keep the city alive". The exfl.com editor:
Is that to replace the reported 200,000 indigenous Londoners
that move out of London every year. London will be alive
in 10 years time, but only the desperate will want to live in
a City of grief.Well done Ken. "You know he would exploit it and it would end in grief
". [Neil Kinnock, when Labour Party Leader, on why he did
not give Ken Livingstone a job]One last word -
50% of Londoners want to leave London - We assume the majority
of the 50% who want to stay, Kens, "Poorer" will vote
for him at the Next election... "suckers" MoreIK
Gallery Your anonymous online message forIguana
............................................... Drivers Fight back
The number of motorists hitting back at unfair congestion charge
fines has soared to five times the level forecast. 5000 drivers
per month are appealing. More
letters, stories, & information please
to the editor: Ed@exfl.com
extortion - £100! I put two wheels in the bus lane,
to avoid an accident = £100 Fine- "Never" Appeal,
all the way to Strasbourg. It's a wake up call, to the injustices,
and legal extortion that are being perpetrated against the law abiding
motorist. In the eyes of Livingstone & his cohorts of smug nerds,
weasels and car hating time servers, you are scum, stupid, money
machines. Fight back now. >HOW?
clamping winner Extortion
Charging 6 Months On - Impressive cowering of the motorist
in traffic and congestion after the first six months of operation,
apathy triumphs. Don't you think its about time, you, the
motorists started fighting back against this faceless extortion
machine, that has insinuated itself into your lives...I do! More
clamping case of Vine v Waltham Forest London Borough Council
One interesting question is this. The court clearly made the right
of the clamping company to clamp a vehicle defendant on the implied
consent of the motorists who parks being aware of the notice.
What would happen if the motorist places a sticker on the windscreen,
or possibly the wheels themselves, stating, in the clearest of
terms, that they do not consent to any clamps being placed on
the vehicle? What if that consent could not be implied? The court
found that the clamping required consent. That consent was inferred,
and no more, from a notice. An explicit denial of that consent
might lead to interesting court cases. More
Why is it,
that the permanent bus lane leading to the roundabout at the entrance
to Rotheryth tunnel,
hardly ever has a bus in it. Yet the lane adjacent to the bus
lane, a large queue of cars & vans are patiently waiting to
move forward. A bus passes, one of those great concertina things,
I spot maybe two passengers on it as it sails majestically by.
This new elitism puzzles me - Everyone I know who is working
hard, and doing reasonably well, owns, or wants to own a car.
They pay their taxes, obey the law - and only use a bus as a last
resort. Yet judging by the vicious onslaught against the proud
car owner. The graffiti, scratched windows, aggressive behavior
& vandalism perpetrated by some bus passengers, is the way
forward - You are being forced to join this elitist group- We
must now give up our loved cars and join them, become like them,
and use this new mode of elitist transport. "Shite"
Don't get me wrong, I am not anti bus, not even anti Bus
lanes - its a matter of choice, how you spend your money, how
hard you work. Most bus passengers would like to own a car, or
be driven around in a car - as far as I am aware, people on moderate
to good incomes rarely, if ever use buses, unless they are forced
to do so -
Its gone far to far - Yes!- have bus lanes into the city in the
morning rush, and bus lanes out in the rush - punish drivers who
park on red routs and hold up lines of buses with selfish driving
- But the present lunacy - a draconian £100 fine, for driving
in the mostly empty Bus lanes is "Bang out of order".
comment's to : Ed@exfl.com
----------------------------------------------------------- Interesting things - you didn't know about Ken - His collection
of tropical Lizards, is one of the largest in the UK. He is much
adored and respect in the Lizard community, and is honorary chairman
of the UK National Iguana society.
always pays up - by farty, I mean you - yes you. The good
honest citizen, the Tax payer, car owner, victim. You register
your car, pay the insurance, tax, servicing, running cost, depreciation,
£3 duty on a gallon of petrol, etc. etc. Then after pouring
all your hard earned cash on your pride and Joy. Along comes the
freak show from county hall, the Police, local authority, to heap
more misery on you. SAVE £3000 per year... Now
if you where a scoff law, or a failed asylum seeker, as in the
case outlined below. You could save a minimum of £3000 a
year, just buy an car at the auction for £250. Buy one with
some tax, as you are less likely get stopped by the Police. I
have seen cars regularly at Surrey quays auction for that kind
of cash. Drive it for 6/12 months, yes! yes!, the bus lane "zoom",
speed cameras, Ha! Ha! parking fees "Never" (though
beware of the clamp). Don't mind if you get disqualified a couple
of times, because you don't have a license to loose, and you have
a back up fake passport, so don't pay the fine, just change ID's.
When the car is falling apart, speed down the road and run a child
over, leave them in the road to die, and get 3 months in prison,
private room, TV. Out in 6 weeks, if you behave.(True story).
Is it just me, or are we all going f**ing crazy ? -
Your say - email the: firstname.lastname@example.org
WARNING all Motor way users - M4
EXTORTION speed camera Map and details. Not Tfl for
a change, but Wiltshire police - one of the few Police
forces in the UK that drive at exactly 70MPH and cause
large and dangerous tail backs. 9mph over the limit will
cost you £60. Our editor admits that he once drove
a chipped GTO Mitsubishi at over 180 mph on this stretch
of M4 just to have a dig at this bunch of smug nerdy yokels.
We are waiting for the extortion camera
to go up on the Surrey Quays one way system. The main
junction heading south is nigh on impossible to cross
at busy times without stopping in the dreaded yellow box.
This permanent traffic jam is artificialy created by the
ridiculously wide bus lane that leaves just one lane for
cars as three busy lanes merge into one. Surprise surprise,
a permanent traffic jam and a clogged box junction. Beware
all drivers that use this junction, an extortion camera
will arive any day now.
Coming soon the Ken
Livingstone interview - "fingers crossed
and off the record" on his new political party
Our roving reporter Andy Quilpole will be interviewing Ken at
a secrete London venue this week.
Read online CN comments and leave
your own anti TfL vitriol most welcome
Warning - Bus lane cameras are Dramatically increasing over
the whole of London - This is the latest, nasty little extortion
"scam" from Transport for London and your local
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Barnet's initiative to tackle congestion by speeding up traffic
and getting rid of restrictions is being closely watched by
other authorities. Enfield and Kensinton have started getting
rid of the congestion causing Bus Lanes.
But the Loony London Mayor has described the moves as "ill
thought out, reckless and dangerous".
Spiteful Autocratic Ken
questions Is Ken a Dalek?
- Soon Is new county hall, a Gold fish bowl? yes, we have the
proof. Soon SoonSoon
Rhona Kiley experienced serious problems when
she tried to settle a penalty fine for failing to pay the £5
She had to make about seven calls to the call
centre run by Capita, the firm that administers the scheme for
Transport for London, headed by Mr. Kiley.
Mrs Kiley, who works for business lobby group
London First, said the automated phone system did not accept
payment. She finally paid the £40 penalty - reduced from
£80 for early settlement - by getting through to a call
Her difficulties were revealed to councilors
by Mr. Kiley at a meeting to discuss the charge.
There are thousands of stories just like the one above. There
are many a lot, lot worse. Justice & fairness is truly dead.
.................................... editors note on Freds corner. Freds views,
and campaigns are his own. We have no input or control over
the content of his webpages. Ed@exfl.com
I would like to hear from any disgruntled car drivers, (anonymous)who
have access to numbers, names and address's of the parking managers
of the London Boroughs. I will publish their names & address
and start a campaign against these leading Extortion operatives.
may thing this direct action is extreme - maybe it is. But to
any car owner that has experience of the bailiffs at the front
door demanding £500 for a £40 PCN - had a car towed
away to be sold at auction for a fraction of its value. This
action is simply self defense - A quote from a lady who suffered
a clamping, for what was an emergency for her sick child - After
paying a £140 release fee " I feel like I have been