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Creepy Ken Livingstone
Caught on Camera

A furtive, dirty Mac Iguana Ken Livingstone, hungrily clutching the latest video release, "caught" as he leaves the Blue Lizard Video Shop in Soho London.

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We have viewed several of these vile videos in the name of research - We are shocked at the depths these little green bastards will sink - The people who make this filth, and the perverts who watch it should face the full force of the law. Unfortunately, due to a legal loophole, the law is powerless to act. email your protest to:-

We confronted creepy Ken Livingstone on his sick behavior. He smugly droned, " I need the videos to improve my skills as a vivi.. err! I mean animal technician" He added, that when he leaves Politics and returns to the real world. He intends to build on his past experience as an animal technician. Ken aims to specialize in the Sexual dysfunctionality of the post porn gay Iguana.
(Ed. A generous Lottery good causes grant has already been allocated to fund this project)
Animal technician = Vivisectionist Ken worked for 8 years at the Chester Beatty Cancer Research, Institute, London - Monkeys, dogs, rabbit's, rats and mice. (What no kittens .Ed) To be honest, I was taken aback when I discovered this, while reading Kens Bio. I took Animal technician to mean Vets assistant, or maybe something to do with Pet shops. How naïve of me. Ken was the man that put the catheters into the monkeys eyes. Forced the cigarettes into the Beagles mouth. Exposed the live monkeys brain. Maybe doing this for a few months could be justified, especially if you are thick Trotskyite - but 8 years No! No! something is not right here.. The Iguana thing, was supposed to be a joke relating to Kens fascination with newts. Now we feel a chill running down our spines. The whimpering of those pups, the poor little chimps, crying in the night for their mums, and all the while Ken worked happily away for 8 years. Kens callous wholesale slaughter of the little pigeons now falls into perspective.. He f**ing well enjoys it - We are now scared..
.(Ed. Calm down, Trafalgar square is a much nicer place without the pigeons. That is apart from the traffic lights that are on green, for only seven seconds)

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This website came into existence on 05 February 2004 - 5pm GMT

Your editor spent most of this night, venting his spleen, in a spontaneous, and manic outpouring, that went on till the early hours.

This websites purpose
To fight back against extortion.
To keep the car driver informed about the law, and latest legal developments.
To publish your grievance and experiences.
To unmask the faceless beurocrats, behind this out of control extortion machine.
To start a campaign of civil disobedience. To publish every trick known, for:
Removing clamps,
obstructing the tow truck,
Deactivation of meters &
Ticket machines
Destruction of speed cameras
Lastly, to try & restore a balance of sanity and fairness in the way the motorists is treated by the state, the police, and local authorities.

Personally: A conduit for all the anger that has been rising up in me of late. For what I see as the betrayal of the great silent majority in this country & great city of ours, dare I say it in the political correct mad house that "England" has become.







The Latest parking news is not good congestion charge up to £8 in July, I have a feeling this will backfire on TfL and they will end up with an empty London and no reduced revenue - on occasion I can just about stomach the £5 (I can't ed)- no way am I paying £8..

- Parking fines in the UK (outside London) have doubled to 2.1 Million per year - surprisingly that's still less than half the number issued in London last year alone - the extortion machine continues unabated.
Victory for Iguana Ken Livingstone
As predicted Ken and his anti car policies have polarized London into two camps, the 800,000 that voted for Ken Livingstone & the 1.2 Million that voted against him. In an election that less that 40% voted. So Ken Livingstone is back in power - elected by less than 20% of Londoners - that's democracy folks!.. Ken Livingstone will continue with his blinkered one dimensional policies until London is in ruins.
Apathy wins!
"Get on yer Bike" The editor of this website has taken to two wheels, the pedal type, and joined the new elite- He says "what a joy to travel in the empty bus lanes, I smugly observe the tragic entities, calmly waiting in long lines of traffic, their obsolete tin boxes daring to pollute the vary air I breath. I wave an angry fist, but they gaze, unseeing, zombie like, spirits broken" Ed - joking apart - on a sunny day, it aint that bad - I don't stop at red lights, I can ride on the pavement, it cost virtually nowt - Just hope I don't become as aggressive, as the tossers on push bikes that are Occasionally seen in London's Empty Bus lanes. I am also surprised that the majority of car drivers give me a plenty of room, only occasionally do I don the cloak of invisibility, then I am dangerously cut up, I just smile, surprisingly the driver usually smiles back, and mouths sorry. Now there's a thought!

A warning to all drivers As you become more careful and cowed - The PCN extortion machine becomes ever more desperate to get its hands on your cash - No matter how careful you are, how law abiding - you will get a PCN at some point this year - Fight! Appeal!
Speed camera blown up "there is hope"
The last of five speed cameras on the A37 from Bath to wells in Somerset was blown up using dynamite. The others where attacked with an angle grinder or set alight. The blast, which happened on Sunday near Emborough village, is an escalation of action against Avon and Somerset and Gloucestershire, safety camera Partnership. Twelve of its 50 £40,000 Gatso cameras have been destroyed since may 2003..

......Respect "None" Ken Livingstone DOB 17/06/1945 - Is leading the extortion machine against the car owner - never passed his driving test -never driven a car, maybe never wanted to. Though I expect he tried at some point and found he was hopeless. What kind of teens did Ken have. Mostly attending meetings of the SWP, communist party Trotskyite Marxist - -distributing leaflets, extolling the USSR and the dream of a socialist Utopia in Britain. Well no!, he does use the resources of these groups, the rather thick, idealists to do his running, they are Kens foot soldiers. Fools!
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As a Londoner - I feel very embarrassed and worried that our elected Mayor is such a opportunist, little tosser. The long term fallout the City will suffer is yet to be revealed. But I am sure that the fools that voted for him, and the fools that will vote for him at the next election will quickly forget that the ever did. The dull leading the dull.
.......How others see Ken

"The success Ken has had in hoodwinking many good, sound, people into thinking he is some sort of reasonable human being is astounding."

"Mayor Livingstone's opinions about the United States are a matter of complete indifference to the American embassy, the American government and the American people."

"He's a dodgy politician, an opportunist. He's got his own agenda." [Bernie Grant, former ally of Livingstone]

"It was because he was left outside that he established an alternative agenda. There was nowhere else for him to go". [Margaret Hodge, Labour minister]

"You know he would exploit it and it would end in grief and there was no point in doing it". [Neil Kinnock on why he did not give Livingstone a job]

.............To Late
"I don't see why London has to suffer because he hasn't fulfilled his ambition to be party leader." [Brian Sedgemore, Labour MP]

"A few people, a few left-wingers, some of them Trotskyite - not Ken, he never had the ideological commitment to be a Trotskyite - they met together, they decided a common line. They then got into larger groups and decided a common line. They then got into the Greater London Labour party and by having a common line they often outvoted the trade unions and more moderate people."

But Mr. Kinnock exempts Mr. Livingstone from the charge of being a Trotskyist. "He's a Kennist. He really is. 'Red Ken' was always a bit of a joke. I don't think he's even a Red."

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It must be obvious to all car owners by now that your basic freedom and human rights are being violated daily by TfL and the army of petty burocrats working in the Parking offices across London. At what point is this madness going to stop ? - A. When every motorist fights back, appeal, write letters, protest - smash the meters and ticket machines, tear down signs - smash the spy cameras - would this action be extreme ?- yes it would - I have come to the sad conclusion that this kind of direct action is the only way to stop this car hating madness - democracy is dead in this City - Car hating Ken Livingstone was elected by only 20% of eligible voters (nealy all bus users)- yet he runs London like a third world Dictator. I am bloody ANGRY are you ? Your comment welcome online or email:

Beware BOX junction cameras - as predicted the extortion machine has moved to new pastures green - the Box junction - The editor of has just received the first PCN "box junction Camera" for turning right into commercial road from direction of Limehouse link tunnel - it does say in the highway code. "You MUST NOT enter the box until your exit road or lane is clear. However, you may enter the box and wait when you want to turn right, and are only stopped from doing so by oncoming traffic, or by other vehicles waiting to turn right. " eeemmm! I am going to appeal - (STOP PRESS - it worked, the PCN fine has been cancelled)The editor - Are you sick of this extortion yet? I am...>Your live online box junction rip off comment welcome click here<---->read other PCN victims comments< Ever increasing extortion
"Massive rise in PCN fines"
5.9 million of you car drivers paid PCN fines in London last year. Isnt it about time we took direct action agains this vile extortion ?..
Transport for London - Atomic Clock - TFL says "if you enter the Congestion charge -zone at 18.29.59 you will be charged" - A record 5.3 million parking fines were issued in London last year More>Record fines
"Sick Joke" The latest hypocrisy from Transport for London ->"Reducing traffic jams and unclogging London's roads. Free-flowing traffic is essential to keeping London moving. But it can take just one inconsiderate driver ignoring road signs to cause jams and clog up the system." Is this a sick joke - TFL now control all road signs and box junction in London, they can and will issue many thousands or probably millions of unfair £100 PCN's on just the wardens word Ha! Ha!- Most of the congestion in London is caused by TFL - Hundreds of miles of empty bus lanes, traffic lights that are green for 6 seconds, bizarre new road layouts, an obsession with 60 foot long dinosaur pyrotechnic buses, and non existant inner city parking. This latest measure is for one purpose "Extortion" ever more desperate meathods to get there hands on you canny drivers cash....
Good or Bad news parking (PCN) news- Westminister council are closing their parking office, because of poor performance by wardens & staff in dealing with the car owners complaints and the rising tide of PCN anger. The bad news is the same staff will be enforcing the PCN's - they are all moving to Vertex, the company that will enforce Westminsters extortion machine. So don't expect anything to change, in fact things will probably get worst as Westminster will just pass the buck to Vertex when things go wrong. Your say >your online comment
The edditor of caught out "again" this time the silly sod parked his car in Hoxton quare on friday night - a few pints later, it was decided to leave the car and pick it up early next morning - not early enough though! - Hackney borough are wise to the hard working friday drinkers tricks - the £4.00 per hour parking starts at 7 am Saturday, with the usual hard working African warden camping out, patiantly waiting for the clock to strike seven - one reason only "Extortion" another £50 goes to this greedy spendthift shower of petty thief's.gggrr!
Latest News Car hating Ken Livinstone, takes control over Londons 360 mile red route - Great news, as this will mean more PCN's for all - More great news £100 Box junction fines start in June - . The AA says - "it will take a driver of great skill to avoid stopping in a box junction" in fact, it is virtually impossible. It will be the wardens word against the drivers.
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Congestion charge Zone to be extended to Kensington - funny that. The residents don't want it, the businesses owners don't want it - no one wants it - but then very few people in Kensington voted for Ken Livingstone - so they only have themselves to plame "He doesn't need you, your not Kens Poor"....your live online Ken Livinstone comment

Bob Crow tube strike "again" - is this overpaid and over weight closet communist and his tube system a good reason for us to give up our cars. Use the tube! we say f**** off. At the best of times the tube is just tolerable, maybe late evening and off peak, but if you need to travel in the rush hour or on a strike day, or a day (most)when the usual delay problems pop up, or a day when the outside temperature goes above 25c then misery rules. Watching smug Bob Crow on TV is like watching a bizarre throw back to the bad old days when the Unions where slowly strangling the economy of the UK. Its time that action was taken to stop this madness. Do what ?

Sack them all and start from scratch, its the only way. We don't need £40,000 per year, 4 day a week train drivers, who even on this wage, are still not satisfied with one of the cushiest jobs on earth. This madness must stop now.

Personal transport is the only way forward in a modern high tech society, not some burnt out technology invented in the 19th century, and still run by bolshie has-been agitators from the dark ages. Do what?

Get rid of bus lanes, get rid of traffic calming, remove 90% of the traffic lights in London, get rid of parking restrictions, and all the other congestion causing money making tricks that TFL and local councils use to slow the progress of personal transport. It might be chaos, but it would be chaos we caused ourselves, and would regulate itself. I have been driving in London for 30 years and its never been slower and more hassle. Funny thing!, traffic volumes in London are more than 20% lower now than they where 20 years ago, when driving in to London was a pleasure, so why is traffic congestion worse now, with less cars moving in and out of the city ?. come on Einstein work it out. E=MC2...

E = Extortion
M = Money
C = Congestion

The 2 is us, the tax paying, PCN paying car driver, 2 stupid or apathetic to do anything about it. I feel things are about to change
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Sick Bailiffs
A sickening aspect of PCN's is the bailiffs warrent. One London business received 3 PCN's from a temporary driver - who disappears without trace. The £120 fines, like magic turned into a £1300 bailiffs warrant. The shop owner pays, as the alternative is to have stock removed from the shop, and sold at auction for a fraction of its value. There is something very rotten about this booming industry of legal extortion. Do you want a few tips on how to defeat the bailiffs.> More on Bailiffs

A tempting question is whether wheel-clamping or using a bailiff could be a criminal offense under the Administration of Justice Act 1970, which makes criminal the collection of civil debts by causing distress and public humiliation.
If being towed or clamped isn't both of the above, then what is. As for Bailiffs knocking on the door and taking away the TV - So Bailiffs, clampers & towers could have been breaking the law for years. More

Iguana Kens Livinstone latest wisdom "Congestion charging is not a tax, we could have found a much easier way of raising £68 million" NEXT "I hate cars. If I ever get any powers again, I'd ban the lot," NEXT "I actually think that Bush is the greatest threat to life on this planet that we've most probably ever seen. The policies he is initiating will doom us to extinction." NEXT"poorer people don't have cars" NEXT"I love meetings and plottings. I didn't get where I am today without plotting." lastly, said by Iguana Ken last month. "We need more immigrants in London to keep the city alive". The editor: Is that to replace the reported 200,000 indigenous Londoners that move out of London every year. London will be alive in 10 years time, but only the desperate will want to live in a City of grief. Well done Ken.
"You know he would exploit it and it would end in grief ". [Neil Kinnock, when Labour Party Leader, on why he did not give Ken Livingstone a job] One last word - 50% of Londoners want to leave London - We assume the majority of the 50% who want to stay, Kens, "Poorer" will vote for him at the Next election... "suckers"

IK Gallery Your anonymous online message for Iguana Ken or local council >Click

Drivers Fight back
The number of motorists hitting back at unfair congestion charge fines has soared to five times the level forecast. 5000 drivers per month are appealing. More
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Bus lane extortion - £100! I put two wheels in the bus lane, to avoid an accident = £100 Fine- "Never" Appeal, all the way to Strasbourg. It's a wake up call, to the injustices, and legal extortion that are being perpetrated against the law abiding motorist. In the eyes of Livingstone & his cohorts of smug nerds, weasels and car hating time servers, you are scum, stupid, money machines. Fight back now. >HOW? - clamping winner

Extortion Charging 6 Months On - Impressive cowering of the motorist in traffic and congestion after the first six months of operation, apathy triumphs. Don't you think its about time, you, the motorists started fighting back against this faceless extortion machine, that has insinuated itself into your lives...I do!

The clamping case of Vine v Waltham Forest London Borough Council
One interesting question is this. The court clearly made the right of the clamping company to clamp a vehicle defendant on the implied consent of the motorists who parks being aware of the notice. What would happen if the motorist places a sticker on the windscreen, or possibly the wheels themselves, stating, in the clearest of terms, that they do not consent to any clamps being placed on the vehicle? What if that consent could not be implied? The court found that the clamping required consent. That consent was inferred, and no more, from a notice. An explicit denial of that consent might lead to interesting court cases. More
..............New elitism
Why is it, that the permanent bus lane leading to the roundabout at the entrance to Rotheryth tunnel,
hardly ever has a bus in it. Yet the lane adjacent to the bus lane, a large queue of cars & vans are patiently waiting to move forward. A bus passes, one of those great concertina things, I spot maybe two passengers on it as it sails majestically by.
This new elitism puzzles me - Everyone I know who is working hard, and doing reasonably well, owns, or wants to own a car. They pay their taxes, obey the law - and only use a bus as a last resort. Yet judging by the vicious onslaught against the proud car owner. The graffiti, scratched windows, aggressive behavior & vandalism perpetrated by some bus passengers, is the way forward - You are being forced to join this elitist group- We must now give up our loved cars and join them, become like them, and use this new mode of elitist transport. "Shite"

Don't get me wrong, I am not anti bus, not even anti Bus lanes - its a matter of choice, how you spend your money, how hard you work. Most bus passengers would like to own a car, or be driven around in a car - as far as I am aware, people on moderate to good incomes rarely, if ever use buses, unless they are forced to do so
- Its gone far to far - Yes!- have bus lanes into the city in the morning rush, and bus lanes out in the rush - punish drivers who park on red routs and hold up lines of buses with selfish driving - But the present lunacy - a draconian £100 fine, for driving in the mostly empty Bus lanes is "Bang out of order". comment's to :
Interesting things - you didn't know about Ken - His collection of tropical Lizards, is one of the largest in the UK. He is much adored and respect in the Lizard community, and is honorary chairman of the UK National Iguana society.

Kens favorite Lizard "Tarquin" See our separated at birth section.More IK Ken Livingstone


The Farty always pays up - by farty, I mean you - yes you. The good honest citizen, the Tax payer, car owner, victim. You register your car, pay the insurance, tax, servicing, running cost, depreciation, £3 duty on a gallon of petrol, etc. etc. Then after pouring all your hard earned cash on your pride and Joy. Along comes the freak show from county hall, the Police, local authority, to heap more misery on you.
SAVE £3000 per year...
Now if you where a scoff law, or a failed asylum seeker, as in the case outlined below. You could save a minimum of £3000 a year, just buy an car at the auction for £250. Buy one with some tax, as you are less likely get stopped by the Police. I have seen cars regularly at Surrey quays auction for that kind of cash. Drive it for 6/12 months, yes! yes!, the bus lane "zoom", speed cameras, Ha! Ha! parking fees "Never" (though beware of the clamp). Don't mind if you get disqualified a couple of times, because you don't have a license to loose, and you have a back up fake passport, so don't pay the fine, just change ID's. When the car is falling apart, speed down the road and run a child over, leave them in the road to die, and get 3 months in prison, private room, TV. Out in 6 weeks, if you behave.(True story).
Is it just me, or are we all going f**ing crazy ? -

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WARNING all Motor way users - M4 EXTORTION speed camera Map and details. Not Tfl for a change, but Wiltshire police - one of the few Police forces in the UK that drive at exactly 70MPH and cause large and dangerous tail backs. 9mph over the limit will cost you £60. Our editor admits that he once drove a chipped GTO Mitsubishi at over 180 mph on this stretch of M4 just to have a dig at this bunch of smug nerdy yokels. Full story

We are waiting for the extortion camera to go up on the Surrey Quays one way system. The main junction heading south is nigh on impossible to cross at busy times without stopping in the dreaded yellow box. This permanent traffic jam is artificialy created by the ridiculously wide bus lane that leaves just one lane for cars as three busy lanes merge into one. Surprise surprise, a permanent traffic jam and a clogged box junction. Beware all drivers that use this junction, an extortion camera will arive any day now.

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- Bus lane cameras are Dramatically increasing over the whole of London - This is the latest, nasty little extortion "scam" from Transport for London and your local council..
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Ken Livingstone Dalek Proof
Sanity in a sea of madness

Nasty Ken Livingstone has been drawn into a row over his congestion-causing road policies after Barnet council started ripping up speed humps and doing away with bus lanes. Traffic now moves smoothly through Barnet, where before it was gridlock..

Barnet's initiative to tackle congestion by speeding up traffic and getting rid of restrictions is being closely watched by other authorities. Enfield and Kensinton have started getting rid of the congestion causing Bus Lanes.

But the Loony London Mayor has described the moves as "ill thought out, reckless and dangerous".

Spiteful Autocratic Ken

has instructed his gnomes at Transport for London (TfL) to find ways of blocking the £8million the body gives the north London council every year.

The Independent (London, England); 12/28/2002; Waugh, Paul -
London is choked with wheeled traffic, its residents upset at a network of turnpikes and the high fees charged for using them. People look to their Mayor for a solution, but find only "a vain, prating, bragging bufflehead... a coxcomb".

Is Ken a Dalek? -
yes, we have the proof.
Is new county hall, a Gold fish bowl? yes, we have the proof. Soon
Are car drivers stupid? yes, we have the proof

Is the law an ass - bloody right, we don't need proof, just watch the insanity on the news, and read it in the papers.

Are the majority of judges clinically insane? yes, we have the proof.


Kiley's wife penalised
12 February 2004
The wife of London's transport commissioner Bob Kiley has fallen victim to the congestion charge, it emerged today.

Rhona Kiley experienced serious problems when she tried to settle a penalty fine for failing to pay the £5 charge.

She had to make about seven calls to the call centre run by Capita, the firm that administers the scheme for Transport for London, headed by Mr. Kiley.

Mrs Kiley, who works for business lobby group London First, said the automated phone system did not accept payment. She finally paid the £40 penalty - reduced from £80 for early settlement - by getting through to a call centre operator.

Her difficulties were revealed to councilors by Mr. Kiley at a meeting to discuss the charge.

There are thousands of stories just like the one above. There are many a lot, lot worse. Justice & fairness is truly dead.

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Sinister development
I would like to hear from any disgruntled car drivers, (anonymous)who have access to numbers, names and address's of the parking managers of the London Boroughs. I will publish their names & address and start a campaign against these leading Extortion operatives.
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You may thing this direct action is extreme - maybe it is. But to any car owner that has experience of the bailiffs at the front door demanding £500 for a £40 PCN - had a car towed away to be sold at auction for a fraction of its value. This action is simply self defense - A quote from a lady who suffered a clamping, for what was an emergency for her sick child - After paying a £140 release fee " I feel like I have been mugged"

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